on todays episode of uncle farscythe cant be arsed to cook

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 10/14/2018 at 13:16 • Filed to: None

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the easiest meal to cook

weeeell... unless you count frozen pizzas or those ready to nuke tv dinners

cheese stuffed tortelinis with pesto and smoked salmon... topped with mozzarella

just boil the tortellinis till they’re all fluffed up and cooked.. then drain them.. throw em back in the pot on the lowest heat as you mix in a couple teaspoons of pesto (to taste) then take the pot of the heat and mix in your sliced and diced smoked salmon (the heat from the pasta will lightly cook it)

and hey pesto ready to be covered in cheesy goodness and eaten

(i normally cook some green beans in with the pasta for the sake of vitamins but i forgot its sunday and missed my shopping window so barebones it is)

(dont worry i dont plan to make a habbit of this... im just bored waiting for my nightshift)

(by not making a habbit i mean i wont be doing this again till the next time im bored.... so god knows:p)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 10/14/2018 at 13:23

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Boil water?

Too much work.

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 10/14/2018 at 13:23

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Lol. Nice one mate, you enjoy.

Sorry about the night shift element but it pays the bills I guess. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/14/2018 at 13:26

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welp... back to the drawing board

Klaus Schmoll > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/14/2018 at 13:26

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Lifehack: Freeze boiled water, so that you only have to....

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Klaus Schmoll 10/14/2018 at 13:27

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 10/14/2018 at 13:28

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lol its a plenty nice meal despite being so simple

and i dont mind nightshifts... no management or teamleaders on night shifts :)

sides its me last one till im free till next month

MM54 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 10/14/2018 at 13:31

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I mean, I went to KFC for lunch so you’ve got me beat.

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 10/14/2018 at 13:32

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Sometimes simple can be the tastiest thing ever.

I mind night shifts for that reason, managers who couldn’t run a b ath, never mind a store.

I’m back at work on Thursday, after nearly three weeks off work. :( 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > MM54 10/14/2018 at 13:35

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lol were supposed to get a kfc here by the end of the year here... other side of town tho so i’ll probably still never go there

wich is good... coz after a couple pints a family bucket always sounds wonderfull to me..... then i feel sick

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Svend 10/14/2018 at 13:37

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welp all good things come to and end :(

Svend > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 10/14/2018 at 13:41

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That they do bud, that they do.

Have a good one tonight. 

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 10/14/2018 at 14:38

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I’m having cheesy tortellini with mushrooms and peas.

It came frozen in a bag, so it was even  less effort.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 10/14/2018 at 14:40

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lol.. welp that ones hard to beat... cant go wrong with tortellini :)

fhrblig > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/14/2018 at 16:32

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“Just preheat the oven to AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”